This is Bert. He is my friend. Yes, I know.
He is a paint brush.
He loves to get paint in his hair.
Bert is kinda shy. But he promised to show you how talented he is as long as no one would make fun of him. We pinky swore on it, but I ended up kinda strangling him because he doesn't have pinkies. Hopefully, if he is feeling better tomorrow and we will still be able make him get his hair dirty.